Just Funny

‘I’ve just been laid off. Is it too late to sign that union card you were telling me about?’

‘Will work for union scale.’

BA apologise for abnormal delays – normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.

‘But, I have only one item of hand-luggage… You can’t charge me extra…’

‘Fill out this form and the airline will review your claim in 90 days. Or take your pick of any bag off the next arrival.’

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

‘Once you’re seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we’ll start the bidding for seat belts.’